TITLE: Everything Hurts
AUTHOR: Bill Scheft
PUBLISHER: Simon & Schuster
PUBLICATION DATE: April 7, 2009
PAGES: 288
GENRE: Fiction, Political Humor

Phil Camp has a problem. Not the fact that he wrote a parody of a self-help book (Where Can I Stow My Baggage?) that the world took seriously and became an international bestseller. And not the fact that he wrote [...]

President of the United States Donald Vanderdamp is having a hell of a time getting his nominees appointed to the Supreme Court. After one nominee is rejected for insufficiently appreciating To Kill A Mockingbird, the president chooses someone so beloved by voters that the Senate won’t have the guts to reject her — Judge Pepper [...]